chapter 1 - im going to get this wiki shut down[]
one day me khail and orange went to visit the ugly price he had donuts and we ate them and we flew to detroit so we can defeat the flutterbitch and we lost so we died but we lived and then stuff happened so i had to go to the darkest place in the equistria landmark then he said "batman im your father" and teeryone wa like "my god what the hell dylan" so then i went to one of those stars in the wiki background so i can retrieve patrick stewarts 4th nipple that happened to be on his toe so i grabbed it and put it on a pizza so i could go and kill an ender dragon while i ride alduin to san andreas so i can wolverine my way out of the air vent of destiny while i suck the xbox that boo gave to me so i can eat it but so then i "what the hell?" then ridley popped out of nowhere and ate me so now im in ridleys stomache singing the cinderella theme song then hugh jackman came and sucked the dragos penis and then i was able to leave so i left then george clooney comes and hes like "im not batman" "ok " dylan said as he lifted his left hand to grab onto a mozilla firefox browser then he found google chrome and killed him and then itunes pops out of nowhere and then i fall asleep and then a christmas tree came and he destroyed the spiderman and the world was saved and then the tv started sucking everything inside it because camp lazlo was cancelled and then autocorrect saved us again but then we killed blog post then that died and stuff happen then my ass ate chicken wings and then i went back to bed and ill right more when i feel really tired or maybe when i come up with more dumb ideas like this which is always
chapter 2 - return of that macklemore[]
how much more must we mackle that is the real question TBC